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"The good news is you have just found the elusive "Four-Oh-Four" Unicorn! The bad news is this means we have absolutely no clue what you were just looking for... All your dreams are dead."

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Year of the OTP: Frason Edition

Giving a go at the Year of the OTP prompts with Frason for fun and to get a better feel for writing them. Length and quality will vary as inspiration and time allow.

  • January prompt: Snow - Freddy and Jason snowy day cuddles. Rated T for Freddy’s foul mouth.
  • February prompt: Established relationship - Freddy and Jason up the ante now that they fuck more often than they fight. Rated E for weird, undead freak sex and slight gore.
  • March prompt: “Make me” - Jason puts Freddy in his place. Rated E for frottage and handjobs.
  • April prompt: College AU - Freddy and Jason meet on a college campus. Set in a timeline where Jason survived Camp Crystal Lake and Freddy got out of town before his crimes could be figured out. Rated M for eventual Freddy-isms and violence.

rated this video is NOT CUTE. the american being filmed has no visible access to a large beverage, which is necessary for an american's habitat and enrichment. without such access, distress is inevitable. please be sensitive in sharing this video :(

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He needs a cash withdrawal

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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

This is the PR approach fossil fuel companies are taking now

HEY HEY LISTEN THE VOICE OF THE MTA TRANSIT SYSTEM, ALL THE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE NYC SUBWAY LINE??

SHE'S A TRANS WOMAN AND TRANSITIONED AT 66!!!!!! THE BACKGROUND HUM OF MY CHILDHOOD, AND SHE'S LIKE ME!!!! WHAT THE FUCK


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come to Marshals if u would like to purchase World’s Most Breakable Object

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