"The good news is you have just found the elusive "Four-Oh-Four" Unicorn!
The bad news is this means we have absolutely no clue what you were just looking for... All your dreams are dead."

My name's Nick and I go by more nicknames than I could ever list so let's stick with Nick for now. I don't know what I like I just know there are a lot of things and they end up here.

bellathegod:

damirandawrites:

Da Great Gatsby

“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”

I wanna sleep but my hair is dry but it’s just how I want it so I’m not toweling it and if I blow-dry it it’ll get so fucking big I ain’t doin that either

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

*going through my Photobooth while my hair dries*

I lip synced to Jim Sturgess singing All My Loving once

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

tommilsom:

theroachsalad:

saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

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press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

It’s on my dash again
i missed it 

aaaaahahahahahahahaha yay

rated-ncc1701:

[SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS] PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO

in-0ceans:

harmonychan:

xrebelwithoutacause:

iamladyloki:

archetypalboner:

kvothetheraving:

i’m so glad about this

okay so especially in the two towers, any time legolas is not the focus of a shot, particularly in Helm’s Deep, he makes the greatest faces

like this one especially

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i’m calling it Background Legolas and i want it to become a thing now

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This is the best post. omg.

I thought all these were bloopers but oh my god they’re not. 

Omg the gif, I am dying

Omg

my hair is officially all black now

time to let it dry~

adreamernight:

So apparently my neighbor was auditioning for something in the city yesterday, and was supposed to meet her mom after the audition. She couldn’t figure out where to go and was kind of freaking out (apparently) and then a guy comes up to her asking if she needed help. THIS GUY WAS AARON TVEIT, like how does this shit even happen I am so jealous I could die holy shit